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Legend would have you believe that... |
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Written by Lord Thong
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Tuesday, 13 March 2007 |
That there was a headless lion at the bottom of the cleg/leg o' mutton/eccleston mere/carr mill dam.
That Johnny Wellies is stinking rich really.
 Exotic fish ever swam in Th'otties.
That Pilks Head Office is the tallest building in the UK, west of Manchester
There's a giant rodent (possibly marsupial) living in the borough
That it's perfectly safe to have a swim in Parr baths.
That there are over 3000 parking spaces.
That a town centre can thrive solely on opticians, card shops and mobile phone outlets.
That the sutton parkers could ever beat the sutton heathers in a fight after the fireworks at Shurgley Show.
Grange Park was the inspiration for Phil Redmond's Grange Hill |
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Urban Legends