Just when you thought it was safe to peruse local sites again, the bad boy is back.  So for those of you unfamiliar with the strage world of SHCN, here's bit of background. 

Lazy arse Brian Thong set up SHCN in 2001 with the help and guidance of Archibald Stoatmolester (now shortened to 'Archie').  Over a short period of time, the site's popularity snowballed and was soon attracting over 7000 hits a day.  All of a sudden, other local sites tried to jump on the bandwagon, including the wank 'St Helens Chat'. 

However, Thongy's vision was interrupted slightly when his development of the site was cited as grounds for divorce.  Now though, after 5 years, we're back with a vengeance.  So if you want to know what Elton John is up to in Clock Face, or how Simon Cowell's love child is getting on in Fingerpost, then look no further.  Just remember, you read it here first on St Helens Celebrity News.