Top Comedian and omniscient television personality Jimmy Carr was sulking in his Haydock home yesterday after getting nabbed dogging on a car park on Penny Lane Industrial Estate.

His arrest follows weeks of police surveillance of the derelict site after complaints by worried parents, who were concerned their kids might see the cavorting exhibitionaists and pick up sexual habits before they reach the age of 12.

Carr was arrested and taken to the local police station for questionning and later released on bail. An insider at the nick told us "He was pounding into this bird, like. She was lay back on the bonnet of his Vectra and his pastey white arse was hammering away. Funny thing was, his hair never moved."

The area has been used as a shagging spot for years and local residents have had enough. Single mum of two Kylie, 15, lives nearby and told us, "It's disgustin!"

Stan Collymore