Pete Docherty dropping a bloodied syringe in a bin on the 10A bus  10A Bus

John Prescott getting Country House spare keys cut in Timpsons

David Walliams smothering himself in Vaseline and breaststroking across Carr Mill Dam. And back.

Marie Rimmer in the Library getting help with putting together a CV

Kate Silverton getting turned away from both Oxfam and Age Concern shops trying to palm off a hideous dress on them.

Eddie Van Halen showing off his "licks" at the Bell and Barrel's jam night

John Prescott demanding a refund from Timpsons for his no longer needed Country House spare keys

Several living examples of Homo Floresiensis - 'Hobbit Man' - found living in Parr

 Parr resident, Molly O'Malley

Members of the new Council jauntily wandering round the Town Hall with tins of Dulux, painting over anything remotely red with an orange and blue stripe