| Young Prince Settles Into New Home |
| Written by BtC | |
| Wednesday, 16 August 2006 | |
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The instantly recognisable Harry quaffed expensive Lambrini Champagne whilst getting to know the local ladies. One local clubber, 16 year old Kylie-Chantelle from Parr told reporters how he’d fingered her on the dancefloor of dance superclub Nexus, “’E was dead romantic, ‘e bought me a Wickid.”
Harry out on the lash Harry, who is reported to have pulled strings to get such a high profile posting that’s near to the nightspot mecca of Westfield Street, is undoubtedly a hit with the fairer sex, following in the footsteps of his dad, James. After the club shut, a tired looking Harry stumbled his way to the kebab shop with some army chums before calling it a night. The Palace refused to comment on allegations he was coked up to the eyeballs. |
Prince Harry was this week snapped out and about getting acquainted with his new hometown in the bars of St Helens, after his recent posting to the prestigious Jubilee Barracks on Prescot Road