| Snout Wrong Says Jacko |
| Written by Mac_Market | |
| Monday, 04 September 2006 | |
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"I'm gonna get the bastard ground down to a nub", he said at a press conference held on Tuesday at The Zoo Cafe Bar. Jackson has been seen around the borough wearing the traditional attire of a St. Helens woman - a tracksuit, baseball cap and greasy plait. He was spotted browsing mobile phone accessories in St. Mary's Market last Thursday, and reportedly got a split from Chipmunk later the same day. Since leaving the USA, Jackson has been staying at the home of St. Helens South MP Shaun Woodward. He has had Silcock's Fun Fair set up in the back garden, and has sent invites to several local Beaver and Cub Scout troops. No Akela was available for comment at time of press.
william. |
Plastic surgery addict, paedophile and alleged musician Michael Jackson has checked into Fairfield Hospital for a record-breaking 147th nose-job.