| Heaven Knows I've Got Nil Points Now. |
| Written by The SHCN Team | |
| Wednesday, 10 January 2007 | |
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A spokesman form SHMBC Health & Safety Exec said that strict rules regarding the wearing of PPE would be eased to allow Mozzers to perform the song in his bare feet in the style of his idol, 1962 TelinzVision winner Sandie ShawSt “just to shut the moaning get up”.  It was noted that far from being faithful to the town, this is just the latest in a series of attempts to bolster the ageing media whore’s flagging career - After Danielle Lloyd was stripped of her Miss Pocket Nook title for getting her nips out in Playboy, he was also quoted as saying "Why didn't they ask me?" |
Voted second greatest living St Helens cultural icon after Johnny Wellies, Billinge stalwart, Supermarket magnet and local labour club turn Morrissey, or Mozzers as he’s known in the grocery trade has been sent a begging letter from the town hall asking him to pen a song for the TelinzVision Song Contest.