Britney Spears leaving Dave's Barbers in George Street sporting a No1 and clutching a packet of 'something for the weekend' 

Bernard Matthews behind the counter at The Spicy Chicken, sneezing over someones take-a-way.  

Shifty looking Labour Party fundraiser Lord Levy having a sneaky cig outside the Magistrates Court. 

Jade Goody handing out BNP literature in Church Street.

 Naomi Campbell coming out of Carphone Warehouse with some fresh ammunition. 

Ruth Kelly coming out of Tower College with her son, Child X, and an application form. 

That Kate Middleton throwing bricks at the St Helens Star offices and shouting f*** off you paparazzi b*******!!!! 

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