The following items have been rationally and scientifically identified by SHCN members as foodstuff that makes you gay:
Quiche
Yoghurt
Mince
Diet Coke
Smoothies
anything that contains 'good bacteria'.
| Food That Makes You Gay |
| Written by Lord Thong | |||
| Tuesday, 20 March 2007 | |||
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Couscous Celery vol au vents Cheesy Watsits Caesar Salad Scotch Pancakes Garlic mushrooms as a starter Cottage cheese English muffins Tarmasalata Faggots Skips Fudge Gaymers Cider Flavoured tea Skinny latte Fruit And veg Mixed leaves in a bag Puff pastry Boiled Rice fairy cakes Grapes Hob-Nobs Mr Kippling makes exceedingly gay cakes Soft cheese is gay Hard cheese is not gay nor are Crumpets, crumpets are not gay bananas are gay but getting straighter year by year The jury is out on Mini Milks. |