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| Written by Lord Thong | |
| Sunday, 25 March 2007 | |
 News just in. We have received unconfirmed reports that the Saints Funbus has been seized by several coach loads of wigan fans while doing a drop off in Billinge. The driver insists that he was in St Helens, not wigan although the official boundary has been a moot point for years. The fifteen saints fans are currently being held at a secret location inside Wigan and are said to be drunk but in good health. More news as we get it.
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