The moment Mohamed al Fayed entered the witness box during the inquest in to the deaths of Princess Diana^TM and her lover Ken Doddy al Fayed has long been anticipated.  Yesterday, dramatically al Fayed pointed the finger at the Boroughs favourite forum in a surprising exchange where the most senior forum members were accused of the murder of Doddy and Diana. 

It wasn't just St Helens Celebrity News who were being accused of this crime, Daves Barbers on George Street, Bernie Clifton, that girl out of Hollyoakes and even Sir Thomas Beecham were also fingered by the hysterical Harrods boss.  At one point he raised a copy of the St Helens Star and cited that local comedy turn The Lancashire Hotpots were probably something to do with it as well.  When it was pointed out that the Pot's were not even formed at the time of the car crash, he suggested that they were a sleeping cell and have been disposing of vital evidence since their formation.

When asked if al Fayed thought the whole of St Helence were involved in a cover up, he replied "It is a possiblity" then refused to answer any further silly questions.  At the time of going to press, several moderators of SHCN had found they could not live with the guilt any more and were off to hand themselves in at the College Street nick.