| St Helens Celebrity Members Shun Contact With Civilised World |
| Written by Big Daddy | |
| Monday, 02 June 2008 | |
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Photographed from high above SHCN Towers, Parr. We can clearly see three members of the elusive St Helens Celebrity News anti-contribution team. The self isolating tribe has made a righteous effort not to have any contact with the outside world, until this plane flew overhead and took some pictures. The threat of spears and arrows against the giant metal flying bird might not seem like much, but it should be noted that these weapons have tips that are dipped in apathy and contempt. Any contact with such poison makes you... oh, forget it, I can't be arsed now. |
