The Rest Is Up To St Helens Celebrity News.

 Following the sickening news of Josef Fritzl's daughter cum grandaughter being woken by listening to, of all things, Robbie Williams.  Although a revolting thought that any member would have to endure the tubby and talentless spunk gargler, scientists believe that this is the only way that St Helens Celebrity News might come out of its own vegetative state.  Thankfully, no one is suggesting that we need listen to Robbie, but they are hoping to put together a compilation of songs that might bring someone to post and then, who knows what might happen?  Any suggestions can be proposed in the members forum... please.