I'm contacting you today to let you know about our campaign to get more people posting on St Helens Celebrity News.  Now although this might appear to be a nuisance call, rest assured that we are making this call for genuine market research purposes.

We want to hear from people and our prognosis of the other St Helens based forums is that they are out of touch and not listening.  I, Nick Clegg truly believe that Lord Brian Thong and SHCN are an outfit who do want to listen to what people think.  So much so that they want you to speel your shit on the forum.

 So please accept this invitation and dial "1" for THE LOUNGE, "2" for THE JUKEBOX, "3" for THE SPORTS BAR.  Come on, get involved now.  

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