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Welcome to St.Helens Celebrity News

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Think you know what's going on in your hometown. Think you know who's who? No you fucking don't.  St Helens Celebrity News is the only place you'll get all the gossip on the movers and shakers in the post-industrial shithole that is...  'Tellins.   Read on knob jockeys. 

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Packed with Wining and Dining Reviews

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Whether your a Buzby's drinker or more of a Larkins man / woman. St Helens Celebrity News has all the latest review on the town's culinary delights.  Checkout our scoop on Gordon Ramsay's new venture in Derbyshire Hill.

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And Stories Featuring Urban Legends and Real Stars

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Yes, look out Nicole, Purps is behind you. Then again, your a woman with no muscles, so you'll probably be alright. Get involved in SHCN and submit your pics and stories. Just make sure they're funny and St Helens-related.

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Not Forgetting The Latest Pop Sensations

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Scully is currently in negotiations with Take That to replace Robbie Williams. This is the kind of news only St Helens Celebrity News can find. And it's all true! We don't treat our readers like thick bastards like the tabloids do. What you read on SHCN is 100% fact, honest.

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Welcome to the New St Helens Celebrity News Website
Written by Brian Thong   
Friday, 19 June 2009 14:05

They thought it would never happen! Well it has. St Helens Celebrity News is back with an all new singing and dancing website.

For those of you that are new to the site, SHCN started in 2002 and quickly became a local internet phenomenon. Devised by Brian Thong and Archibald Stoatmolester whilst bored in work, the site was originally developed to report on the ever-growing number of A list celebrities who were relocating to the post-industrial shithole that is St Helens.

Now in 2009, with an ever-increasing influx of stars, the site is back.  Only this time, users can now login straight from Facebook.  How clever is that? One of the main strengths of the site originally was our lively debate in the SHCN forums. So come on, log in and get posting shite in the new forum.

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SHCN welcomes new content and stories from any fucker. So if you see a film star or rock legend in the neighbourhood, write us a report and we may just publish it, if we can be arsed.

Welcome back, knob jockeys!

Brian Thong

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Following the recent scandal surrounding the MP's expense claims, SHCN can reveal some juicy gossip about Sainsbury heir Shaun Woodward's claims. Read more here.

Jarvis Cocker is an Alien

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Irrefutable proof has been gathered that former Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker is not actually a humand being, but an alien from the planet Thaarg.  Read more here...

Ramsay's Parr Restaurant

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Following the recent success of Jamie Oliver's take over bid for the Spicy Chicken, top foul-mouthed chef Grodon Ramsay is now after a piece of the action. Read more here...