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Welcome to St.Helens Celebrity News

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Think you know what's going on in your hometown. Think you know who's who? No you fucking don't.  St Helens Celebrity News is the only place you'll get all the gossip on the movers and shakers in the post-industrial shithole that is...  'Tellins.   Read on knob jockeys. 

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Packed with Wining and Dining Reviews

Ramsay opens a drive through in Parr

Whether your a Buzby's drinker or more of a Larkins man / woman. St Helens Celebrity News has all the latest review on the town's culinary delights.  Checkout our scoop on Gordon Ramsay's new venture in Derbyshire Hill.

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And Stories Featuring Urban Legends and Real Stars

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Yes, look out Nicole, Purps is behind you. Then again, your a woman with no muscles, so you'll probably be alright. Get involved in SHCN and submit your pics and stories. Just make sure they're funny and St Helens-related.

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Not Forgetting The Latest Pop Sensations

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Scully is currently in negotiations with Take That to replace Robbie Williams. This is the kind of news only St Helens Celebrity News can find. And it's all true! We don't treat our readers like thick bastards like the tabloids do. What you read on SHCN is 100% fact, honest.

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Thursday, 12 June 2008 16:31

The Rest Is Up To St Helens Celebrity News.

Boo!Robbie Williams

 Following the sickening news of Josef Fritzl's daughter cum grandaughter being woken by listening to, of all things, Robbie Williams.  Although a revolting thought that any member would have to endure the tubby and talentless spunk gargler, scientists believe that this is the only way that St Helens Celebrity News might come out of its own vegetative state.  Thankfully, no one is suggesting that we need listen to Robbie, but they are hoping to put together a compilation of songs that might bring someone to post and then, who knows what might happen?  Any suggestions can be proposed in the members forum... please. 

 
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Woodward Redacted BJ

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Following the recent scandal surrounding the MP's expense claims, SHCN can reveal some juicy gossip about Sainsbury heir Shaun Woodward's claims. Read more here.

Jarvis Cocker is an Alien

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Irrefutable proof has been gathered that former Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker is not actually a humand being, but an alien from the planet Thaarg.  Read more here...

Ramsay's Parr Restaurant

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Following the recent success of Jamie Oliver's take over bid for the Spicy Chicken, top foul-mouthed chef Grodon Ramsay is now after a piece of the action. Read more here...