neil rimmer : (. ) ( .)

About Me

Basic Information
Gender
Male
Birthday
28/08/1975
Hometown
St.Helens
About me
Ex-skateboarder Neil, 34, can often be found poking feather dusters through neighbours letterboxes whilst proclaiming here they come!!. Born under a glass table in Cockermouth, Neil has developed his fantastic sonar skill by playing hide and seek with local bats. An established member of his local Round Table, Neil often frequents disused Theme parks, and at the weekend likes to throw pictures of failed Jockeys into wishing wells. A Blimp Pilot by trade, Neil aspires to (convincingly) beat Carol Vorderman at 'Laser Quest' and dreams of one day being a hair double for Noel Edmonds. Neil is currently looking to meet a person who can help him find the UK's most ridiculous chimp.